Monday, March 31, 2008

Your Car & You

This is what your car says about you

Hummer - My grand dad owns an oil field and I am a jackass driving a huge vehicle to over come my shortcomings.

Chevy Suburban - Ever heard of the word "excess". Well, I am the definition!

Cadillac Escalade - I am either a rap star or a drug dealer.

Ford 150 - I live in Texas!

Ford 500 or Taurus - I am a die hard patriot or this is a Corporate Car.

Buick LaSabre - I am 75 years old.

Toyota Camry - I am wise with my money.

Toyota Prius - I am rich enough to care for the environment.

Honda Accord - If there are more than 3 people in my car, I am an Indian!

Nissan Altima - I didn't want to be stereotyped with those Accord & Camry folks.

Subaru - I live in Colorado.

Chrysler 300 - Give me a big powerful spacious box.

Black Mercedes Sedan - I am driving my wife's car.

Mercedes AMG models - I understand Horse Power.

Cadillac XLR - Curves are for the pansy, give me the chisel edge super car.

BMW Z4 M - I am young and driven by pure adrenaline

Mustang - I am poor, this is the best sports car I can afford.

Porsche Boxster - The only reason I am driving this is because I could not afford a Carrera.

Jaguar XKR - I belong to a blue blooded family.

Corvette - I only care for the looks of a car not its performance. I drop cash for the Bling factor.

Lexus RX350 - I am a soccer mom

Land Rover - I am a trophy wife.

Bentley Continental GT - I am not sure if I want a killer sports car or a stately luxury Sedan

Ferrari - I have loadsa money

Lambhorgini - I have more money than the guy above

8 comments:

ss said...

Dude what abt Audi, audacious and appreciate german engineering or really into olympic rings

Anonymous said...

you want car? you got car....

http://www.nissanusa.com/gt-r/index.html

0-60 in 3.5, ~480HP, $70,000, go figure.

F*#$ the Porsche and the Ferrari...let's race!

now, what does a car like THIS say?? :)

--R.S

totti said...

How about nano?

Point 5 said...

@SS..Audi drivers generally maintain a low profile...so I did not have anything particularly objectionable to note :)

@R.S...I did not know GT-R is now available in US...The skyline version was illegal for a long time..
This car is straight out of Fast and the Furious

@Totti..Nano says..Anything with a steering and 4 wheels can be defined as a car..

hello said...

How about Scion?

DiVa said...

Any idea why women love SUVs? Is it because they wanna say "Don't mess with me. I am taller than you??"

Point 5 said...

@Likhitha...I hate Scion..its probably the most ill designed car :))

@Diva..Even I wonder the same when I see tiny ladies driving huge vehicles like suburban :))

I think they take it for granted that they will get involved in an accident...and when u r in a wreck, the bigger car always suffers the least damage
(Pls dont think I am an MCP :) )

totti said...

You should act like you are not an MCP..but while you might be..

Hypocrisy club co-founder :p